May 2012
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This is one of the best ideas I've ever heard.
thewinchesterswagger: davestridersdirtydreams: they should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides i would lose so much weight and like if you wanted to download something you had to run and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded
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mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year?  Because I do. 
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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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THEY SAID SLEEP IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN, WHY IS IT...
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April 2012
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the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn  honey, you missed auburn big time
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me: i really can't stay
tumblr: but baby it's social outside
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Listeninvict-s: rawwbugs: JUST PRESS PLAY. ...
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That awkward moment when the President is locked...
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