May 2012
48 posts
This is one of the best ideas I've ever heard.
thewinchesterswagger:
davestridersdirtydreams:
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
and like if you wanted to download something you had to run
and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded
mynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
THEY SAID SLEEP IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN, WHY IS IT...
April 2012
28 posts
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
me: i really can't stay
tumblr: but baby it's social outside
That awkward moment when the President is locked...