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I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
dysenterygay: how to make delicious chocolate milkshake
This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
Any song feat pitbull
Pitbull: hey mami dalè mr worldwide (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo
Busting a move:
tveits: does you know who i be does you listen to music do you watch tv DO YOU CARRY A LUNCH BOX
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
When you realize that your teacher is absent
Mom: Why aren't you doing homework?
Me: I want to show my teachers that they don't own me, I'm more than just a piece in their stupid school.
Me: When I graduate, I want to still be me.
This is one of the best ideas I've ever heard.
thewinchesterswagger: davestridersdirtydreams: they should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides i would lose so much weight and like if you wanted to download something you had to run and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded
mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
THEY SAID SLEEP IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN, WHY IS IT...