omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever
im still laughing about this they were so mad omg
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect
one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious
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so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed
I’m laughing so hard this girl put gum on her teeth to make them look white
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so i was cleaning up my folders on my computer when i came across this
i was really intrigued, i didn’t know what it was, I was so excited and I couldn’t remember making it, so I opened it and this is what I found
Okay so this is a map of Panem..
Throughout all the books in my head it was just like this
oh so theyre not arranged like that wow i have been lied to
Are we just gonna ignore how Zooey Deschanel aged 50 years in that second gif or what
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